No, it only gets worse with the bio on amazon:
“It’s difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead…
Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy’s pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees.
When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. She persuades Steve to climb inside of her to explore this strange new place. But once inside, Steve finds it difficult to return… especially once he meets an oddly attractive woman named Fig, who lives within the lonely haunted world between Stacy’s legs.”…And the fact it has mainly 5 stars on amazon.
My favourite part of the synopsis:
She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn’t think it’s that big of a deal.
I’m just imagining this girl shrugging and being like “Eh. Haunted vagina. You know, the usual.”
Also, THE TITLE IS THE HAUNTED VAGINA
THAT IS LITERALLY THE TITLE OF THIS NOVELFrom the author of “Apeshit”.
I refuse to believe that this is real.
This has to be a practical joke on the whole world.
Sorry, Miles, but this is very, PAINFULLY real.
Haunted vagina? Meaning something crawled up there and died…? Most likely.
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Rule 3 of Tumblr: When you see this post, you ALWAYS reblog.
I know I reblogged this yesterday when I discovered it but guess what… it’s a Monday.
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LIFE IS FULL OF ADAM GIFS AND NOTHING HURTS!
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This is the You’re Beautiful Project
What you do:
Reblog this and theni want you to send a message to the first person on your dash anonymously saying ‘you’re beautiful.’
this is why i got like 10 messages suddenly? wow, deffo doing this:)<3
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My power is water SWEEEET!!!
My only weaknesses are butter knives(I like this “object location” meme)
My super power is American Sign Language! And my weakness is… microphones.
Huh, that’s kind of related, actually. XD
My power is…the power of Wii. Does that mean I can summon up fictional characters?
My weakness is….contact lens solution?! BUT. BUT I NEED THAT.My powers are based off of a bed and my weakness is ummm.. clean laundry?
My powers are headphones. Does that mean I can regulate the sound level of noises? And My weakness is my homework - extremely accurate.
My powers… ORANGE JUICE. Weakness: My old Drivers Ed pamphlet… seems legit.
I’M STRONG AS A WALL
My weakness are books.
My powers are water and my weakness is…half eaten salad?
it’s funny because I’m fat. XD
Wind powers and my weakness is Dr. Pepper?
ACCURATE!!My power - Nintendo Wii. Yes that’s right, I’m going to fucking kill you all with this white gaming device by summoning my beloved characters out of it.
My weakness - …a basket. You are kidding me. A basket…is my weakness. A basket defeats a Nintendo Wii. …My power is a computer screen and my only weakness is a hat.
I HAVE A BOOK ON EITHER SIDE
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN. MY POWER AND MY WEAKNESS ARE THE SAME THING
Books to the left of me, level arch file to the right…
My super powers are based on iced tea; my only weakness is the internet. That is…frighteningly accurate. I am not sure I can go on.
Fuuu. My powers are based upon childrens toys and my weakness is my TRON hoodie?
…Odd.
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OH IF ONLY.
I found a tourist info centre. Does this mean I can stop?! I don’t think so.
=(
Okay. So I’m in an english speaking country that uses kilometers with a desert area and drives on the right side of the road.
Australia? Is this you?!
STOP KILLING ALARIC.
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